Eric: Ok, listen up people. Here’s the plan as I see it. We give Morgan, who will be our decoy, some kind of poison that will make her ill. Dad’ll have to take her to the hospital. And when he’s in the emergency room, that’s when the party begins.
Topanga: So let me make sure I understand this - you are willing to poison your sister to surprise your father?
Eric: Problem is, if Morgan goes south, I mean if she actually, well, croaks, it’s gonna put a damper on the entire party. Which is why we get… horsey rides! Notice me, I’m Eric, on the horsey, let’s call him Pete. The two of us together, having fun, joy, merriment.
LOL LOVE THIS EPISODE
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